Christmas Eve: The night in which I finally understand my entire adolesence by visiting the one remaining book store in my home town.
1. There is a Christian Fiction section
2. The Christian Ficiton section is larger than the literature section
3. The Sci-Fi section is larger than everything
4. Hunter S. Thompson is filed under Social Sciences
5. Persepolis is filed under History
5. I overheard two people ask for Bill O’Riley’s latest book
